he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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