she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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