Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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