dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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