He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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