I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Randomize
