Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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