I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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