Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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