either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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