Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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