dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
only if we run a train.
done.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Randomize
