so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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