38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
there is puke in my bra ... again
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Randomize
