apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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