Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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