4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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