all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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