You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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