Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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