White coat. Heels.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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