At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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