Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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