We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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