I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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