one two three fourrrrnication!
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Randomize
