There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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