erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
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I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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