i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
he puts the penis in happiness.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
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