im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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