I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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