none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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