ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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