Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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