it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
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