nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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