Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
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