and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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