i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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