I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I have aggressive nipples.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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