its not stalking. its research.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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