So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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