i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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