Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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