Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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