Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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