So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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