i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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