They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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