is your mom at the bar?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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