The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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