i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize