hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
they need to just BURY HIM!
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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